Tablespoon of Codeine: A typical Taylor Swift... →
“shes a slut shes a slut im beautiful and perfect i am a virgin and better than you for it so why doesnt he love me?im a fucking snowflake fairy so chaste so pure im better than her sob sob sob nag nag nag just say yes bby its a fucking love story tear drops on my guitar why dont you love me i…
Fuck, why’re you such a light sleeper? I’m prepping for late night studying for college.. minus the studying :| taking the comp isn’t gonna make me sleep any earlier..
Charmanders are red Mudkipz are blue if you were a pokemon, i’d choose you your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam like Jesse & James, we could be the perfect Rocket Team I will stay by your side like pikachu & Ash and i’ll love you more than a level 80 rapidash You’re more legendary than a zapdos, entei, or mew but out of all the 480, I choose you
I hate hypocrites
No wonder I hate on myself so much; cause I’m a fucking hypocrite -__- I wish I wasn’t
If Harry Potter was an anime.
I’m gonna be the uncle of a half viet half black baby in October o.o
In Order of the Phoenix, when Molly Weasley tries...
dean-is-a-sam-girl: nutellaislove: thenoblehouseofblack: wherethedreamsare: mymoosehaslargeears: blameitonthesilence: we-are-dumbledores-army:
You’re so shallow and selfish But if he ever gives me the okay, I’m bitching you out so hard. You’re gonna feel like complete shit and will probably want to cry but it won’t even be close to all the bullshit you’ve put him through this past half year. Plus, he probably did make you feel like shit already but what you just did just takes the cake. So fucked up....
That one friend you'll always have a thing for
So many friendships that I wish I still had/maintained..
Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally...
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mhamano.: Cool Inventions of 2011. →
makeasplash: lunatrix-lovestrange: ayealexisrose: I never thought I’d say this (being a 90’s kid) BUT I FREAKING LOVE THIS NEW MILLENIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! The first one would definitely be useful, but I’d be…
romione through the ages.
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